Remote Controlled Fart Machine Gets Laughs at Work

Remote controlled fart machine gets laughs at work and boost self esteem! Let’s face it, today’s work environment can be extremely stressful, but the new Remote Control Fart Machine 2, may be just what the doctor ordered.

Are you having a hard time at work getting the hot girls to notice you? You don’t have to worry anymore, because with the Remote Control Fart Machine 2, you will be the farting master of the office and chicks will be asking you for your digits like grass on dirt.

Did you know many hot women find farting sexy? It’s true and many people would never want to admit it! Farting is fun and it’s a great way to get attention from gorgeous girls, who normally would not give you the time of day.

Fart machines are able to inherently make us more curious about our surroundings and more importantly, our very existence. The Remote Control Fart Machine 2 has “BoomBox” technology, which would be perfect for the bathrooms at work, because of the loud echo and surround sound effect. I’m sure you have noticed when someone farts in a bathroom at work, that it reflects with a powerful echo. This is known as echo reflective fart sound augmentation!

Why should you order the Remote Control Fart Machine 2? For starters, it has 15 disgusting fart sounds that would make the Pope kick out a stained-glass window. The Remote Control Fart Machine 2 can be easily placed under a co-workers desk and when they sit down you click the button and let it rip! Imagine putting this under the desk of the hottest girl at work, you will know what it’s like to feel like the king of the world.

If you are the brave type you can put the Remote Control Fart Machine 2 in your back pocket and let out an outrageous fart that gets all kinds of juicy looks. This fart machine is very effective because the farts sound incredibly accurate and realistic.

>> The Remote Control Fart Machine 2 may still be in stock at this link. Hurry before they are gone!

Posted by John Doughboy on Saturday, March 12th, 2011. Filed under Hilarious. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.